Office Politics: Like a woman Neefemi

When Iphey woke up the next morning, she promised herself she was not going to bother about Dapo or his sister. They could call if they wanted but Chinedu was on her mind now. From the way Bisi had been behaving the last couple of weeks, Iphey realized that it was entirely possible that she had gone over to the Chinedu's House after getting the text from her, but why did he even open the door to her? What she felt right now was anger at herself. How stupid and naïve can I be? “I am a grown woman and I know better than to make childish mistakes like I did. Sending a message telling Bisi I was going to Chinedu’s house was probably the dumbest mistake, if there was ever one.” she murmured to herself as she got ready for work. She was hoping she could continue to avoid Bisi at the office.

The next Monday morning she walked in to the office looking better than she had in days. Over the weekend she had gotten a new hair cut that made her look considerably younger. Eyebrows done, nails done and she even got herself a massage. She was dressed in a grey tank top and red skirt with a black jacket complimented with red and grey shoes, red lipstick and nice silver earrings. She was determined that Bisi will not get the best of her today. Every day for the thief, one day for the owner. Today was her one day, no matter what Bisi said or did, she was going to continue being the bigger person. At least that was the plan.

She walked in with all the guys at work whistling at her. Tunde came over from Marketing to flirt as usual. She kept him at arm's length but was glad that she decided to make the decision to spend more effort on her looks. She saw Jane waving at her furiously and she quickly walked over.

“Haha Iphey, na you be this, you look good o, what’s the occasion? Is there something I should know?” Jane asked.

“No now Jane, I just decided to get myself out of this rut I have been in this past couple of weeks. With all that has been happening," Iphey thought of her sister and Obi and the whole episode with the still missing James. Her mother was still disturbing her about a husband, and it had become worse with Chinedu not working out as she hoped.

She continued speaking. "I have let myself go and forgotten myself. To be honest I would rather be on a vacation right now, so I can clear my head but I cannot afford it so I decided a makeover will have to do.”

“I feel you my sister, you have tried and you deserve it, you look really good," Jane replied. "But don’t let Bisi see you, I heard that she is leaving earlier than expected. We should be having a situational report from Ayo today. And I don't have to tell you the witch. Funmi is on the rampage, she is vexing because of her pet.”

“That’s the plan o, shey I will see you at lunch? We can go get Designer rice?” Iphey asked.

"Sure I will come get you then.” Jane said.

Iphey quickly walked over to her desk, managing to avoid both Funmi and Ayo. She was busy all day and didn’t even realize time had gone until she looked up to see it was 1.30pm. She needed to go use the bathroom before she stepped out for lunch. As she passed Funmi’s office, she noticed that the door was cracked open a little. Though she figured no one inside will be able to see her, still she was going to tiptoe across so no one noticed her.

“That Iphey girl walked right into that trap.” It was her Boss talking and Iphey stopped in her tracks. Funmi continued, "I know you've told me before but I like hearing about the expression on her face. I can't wait till I see it myself when she is sacked from here."

Bisi hissed, “Funmi I can have any man I want. Can you imagine Chinedu telling me he wants Iphey. What does she have that I don’t have, except my job now, the bitch cost me my damn job and then had the nerve to text me she was going to his house. She set herself up for that. I wish her more heart break sef.”

“I trust you girl, that was very smart of you, I tried to talk to Ayo to change his mind and he wouldn’t listen to me. Where is the Iphey girl gan? tell me she’s not here so I can have a reason for me to fire her now now!”

“I don’t know o, haven’t seen her today, I know she's avoiding me. She better!” They both laughed. “Wo let me go to the bathroom we will talk later,” Bisi said.

That was Iphey’s cue. She rushed into the bathroom stall and Bisi walked in half a minute later. She waited for Bisi to get done and then come out. Bisi saw her from the mirror and appeared shocked to see the fierce look on Iphey's face.

Iphey looked at her with disgust through the mirrors. “What have I ever done to you Bisi, I have barely worked here 6months and in that time I have treated you with all the respect you deserve. You were nice to me and I was naïve to think that I could trust you or call you a friend.”

"Iphey, now mind your words..." Bisi began.

Iphey cut her off. "People like you can’t prosper, because you don’t ever wish others good and are just selfish. Some people in this office warned me about you but I didn’t believe them. You seemed to be looking out for my interest both here and with Chinedu once you met him. So it was all a lie? Out of spite you went to Chinedu’s place so I could think you slept with him..."

"Who said I didn't?" Bisi blustered.

Iphey stared her down. "You know that is a lie. He is more trustworthy and honorable than that. He called me just before I sent you the text and it took me just over thirty minutes to get there. I was only taken by surprise that was why I reacted that way. Pride has been keeping me away but the scales have fallen from my eyes fully now. I am glad you have been fired, and I don't have to work here with you for much longer. Good riddance to you though I still wish you well.”

Iphey said all this and swiftly turned around to leave the room. She did not even give Bisi a chance to say anything. She didn’t even realize other people had walked into the bathroom. Jane and the another girl were standing by the door. They were smiling at her and Jane gave her a thumb up as she passed.

"I'll be waiting in the lobby for you." Iphey told her not stopping.

Whew!!! She was glad she got that out of her chest. Every day for the thief, one day for the owner and today was her day. The thought was barely out of her head before her phone began to ring.


That's it folks. Please vote on who you want on the phone and leave your comments too. Our contributor today is Neefemi at DIARY OF AN UNPAID INTERN. Neefemi is trying to lose weight through implementing a healthier life style filled with more physical activity. This is what she adds about the whole process;

"Now this is the physical. It’s useless if you are not emotionally and mentally baggage free, stress free. That’s the most important thing. I’m a very busy girl, I always have my hand in multiple projects at the same time, but I’m not one to keep anything in my mind. I also make sure to laugh a lot. I always write lol a lot. It’s because I almost always laugh out loud, for the silliest things too. Besides even when there is something to worry about, I remember I have a God that loves me and I pray (well pray always, but get my point)".


  1. First!!! Oh happy days!
    Thank God..Iphey should've done this a looong time ago and Bisi deserved that too.

  2. I LOVED this installment. It's about time Iphey grew a backbone and stood up for herself! Good job Neefemi.

  3. hmmmm
    i absolutely loved this....
    Standing up to Bisi and putting her in her place was the best iphey coulda done, nowthat she know what really happened with bisi, she should go back to chinedu and apologise

  4. why cant i find teh voting button

  5. wwhew!!! that was hot, nice post. I hope she will swallow her pride and make the move now.

  6. Nice, really nice. Thank God, thats what she should have done since.

    Thumbs up Neefemi. Yea can't find the voting poll too.

  7. The poll is now up at the top of the left sidebar. Thank for your comments.

  8. Finally, Iphey lashes out at Bisi, this has been long over due. It actually felt like I was doing the lashing out..Lol! Great write up and with the names up for voting, am sure the story is going to take another drastic turn. Anxiously waiting for the next post

  9. she deserved it jo

    lol @ rene

  10. Good job, Neefemi!!!!!!....yay, Iphey! go 'head with ur bad self! wooohooo!

  11. definitely long overdue...girl grew a backbone, me likey..

    and thumbsup to my girl, Neefemi..u did a great job girl..

  12. Loved this... nice one Neefemi.

  13. awwwww smiling like a baby, thank you so very much, i appreciate it....thank you for the opportunity Myne, i appreciate it and you made it all make sense....thank you again guys

  14. Nice work Neefemi.. I like the way you kept the story going..

  15. I thought they were going to fight! Haha! I like this.

  16. Nice one... That Bisi deserved a piece of Iphey's mind AND THEN SOME. I like the fact that she was dignified enough to walk away- trading words with Bisi would have been degrading. About Neefemi's take on weight loss, it's so true! Any decision made has to go with emotional commitment as well. I wish you the best. :)

  17. Thank you miss F, i appreciate it :)

  18. Bisi finally gets what she had coming for her. I think it's was loooonnnng overdue :). Really good one Neefemi.
    That call had better be really good, else whosoever it is will get the leftovers from the Bisi encounter from Iphey.

  19. well written and interesting

  20. FIERCE.....Go

  21. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww poor *lol*. m happy iphey finally knows the truth. this is beautiful!

  22. All I want is for Iphey and Chinedu to get together.

  23. YES! YES!! YES!!! its abt time.......thumbs up,Neefemi...

  24. Thank you all so very much again, i appreciate it :)

  25. You go girrrl!!I'm not really liking Chinedu now...I feel he gave up on Iphey too easily...Let's see how the Dapo angle plays out...

    Neefemi, you write so well...could see the Iphey/Bisi scene in my head...good job!